Post by WILLIAM CONROY on Mar 18, 2014 15:19:27 GMT -6
 | william conroy i was left to my own devices many days fell away with nothing to show and the walls kept tumbling down in the city that we love grey clouds roll over the hills bringing darkness from above |
friends | Wha-? Sure Will could use some like minded pals. Don't expect to be super close or nothing though, Will is a distant sort of chap. He likes to keep to himself and do his own thing; so unless either he specifically wants to talk to you or you go through the effort to track him down then you probably wont see him very often. You'll really have to chip away at him if you, for whatever twisted reason, wanna be best-super-power-puff-besties-forever; and your reward for your strenuous efforts shall be unwavering loyalty and constant good fun-verbal-abuse. Yes, Will would love some accomplices in his mischief but getting 100% in the friendship scale shall be a challenge. Not that anyone should attempt such a thing on loser like William. |
enemies | Now this is a muuuch easier category to get into. Will's jerk-ass qualities can be easily uncovered through conversation, and unless you enjoy his special little way of thinking/rude sense of humor/general oddness you probably wont start off liking him. Hating him is of course made easier when you realize that anyone can be a target of his hijinks and suddenly you find yourself covered in a bucket full of goat piss. Yes go on, hate him. Send him all your negative vibes and rage, for he shall pay you nary a second thought. He shall not care about how you feel or what you think of him...but you can sure do your darn best to try and make him do so. |
lovers | Dearest me, I feel flustered just thinking about such a thing. Well the shortest and simplest answer is don't try, he shall deflect any signs of affection with harsh rejection and pay you no mind. Hurts I know, but at least you have the advantage of him forgetting about it within seconds and moving on to something much more interesting. If you're a girl. Now if a strapping young lad were to put the moves on Mr. William well, you will have the wonderful privilege of seeing him become adorably defensive. He shall not stop after the rejection oh no, he will make it intensely clear that he does not swing on that side of the playground...except he so does, the lying little shit! I ponder, what would happen in such a scenario if he had a close relationship with the offender. Indeed, what if he actually enjoyed the company of the he-flirt? Would he be able to combat it!? Would he finally be forced out of that terrible dimension known as the closet!? Probably not. |
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