buddy you're a young man hard man shoutin'

 in the streets gonna take on the world some day

you got blood on your face you big disgrace, 
waving your banner all over the place 

River is a rather social being. After spending a good seventeen years keeping to himself and hiding his powers, River is pretty done with the whole 'antisocial' act. He's also thoroughly impressed with everyone at Vireximus, since he grew up being the only person he knew with superpowers, and probably fangirls a lot over everyone's abilities. River is kind and charming and sweet and pretty much an all around great guy 99% of the time. That other 1% of River's personality, you ask? Well, despite being one of the sweetest guys ever, River has a bit of an addiction with pranking people by walking up to them and either touching or brushing past them gently and creating static shocks. Basically, River is always in the mood for a good laugh. 

Basically, if you're friends with River, not only do you get a hella great pal, your cellphone will never run out of battery.

River may be charming and sweet in the realms of friendship, but the second you cross the border between friendship and romance, he turns into a bumbling idiot. River has never really experienced anything remotely close to romance in the past, and is completely useless when it comes to the subject. He's also very self-conscious, which makes it hard to open up to someone completely. He's very oblivious when it comes to crushes, as well, and could probably last an entire lifetime without realizing someone has a thing for him. That being said, River is a flaming homosexual, though at the moment, he has very little clue.

Should River ever end up in any sort of romantic relationship, he'd be a really great, loyal guy. If you can put up with all of his awkward, that is.

If you wanna get with this awkward little idiot, the best thing would probably be to start off as friends and progress very, very slowly. Or you could try the alternate method of going straight from friendship to hot steamy romance so fast River has no time to freak out notice the transition.

Despite the fact that River's outgoing social butterfly attitude, he's not one to be messed with. While he won't typically go around making enemies, the second you get on River's bad side, you're there for life. River has absolutely no trouble switching from 'all around great guy' to 'don't fucking mess with me' and won't hesitate to turn any minor fight into an all out war. He doesn't forgive easily, either. He's also extremely stubborn, so just try to disagree with him on anything (regardless of who's right), I dare you. 

While he gets riled up pretty easily, River could also use some friendly rivals to keep him in shape and help him train and learn to control his powers. River enjoys turning things into friendly competition and often ends up doing better that way.

So yeah, if there's anything I may have missed, or you have an idea that doesn't fall into any of the above categories, then by all means, tell me! I'd absolutely love to plot this little butt-head with anyone who's up for it!

made by ESO of Gangnam Style