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Post by ZEPHYR FEAR on Dec 20, 2013 22:04:15 GMT -6
(212)448-0293 zephyr fear. ◄ Aw c'mon, mate. It ain't THAT hard to send a text. Leave a message if ya' want, but don't expect me t' answer. | |
ADD A CONTACT [div style="width:200px;margin-left:auto;margin-right:auto;height:40px;text-align:center;font-size:10px;line-height:10px;text-align:uppercase;"][img src="http://i.imgur.com/hYw5I.gif" style="width:45px;height:45px;float:right;border:2px solid rgb(29, 29, 29);"]NAME HERE [a href="http://vireximus.boards.net/"](999)999-9999[/a] email@vireximus.edu[/div] NEW MESSAGE (sample below) [div style="color:rgb(29, 29, 29);width:300px;margin-left:auto;margin-right:auto;"][div style="color:rgb(29, 29, 29);font-size:25px;line-height:15px;text-transform:lowercase;font-weight:bold;font-family:'arial black', arial;letter-spacing:-1px;word-spacing:-3px;"] new text/skype/voice message for zeph/virus[/div][img src="http://i.imgur.com/gcGKQ3r.jpg" style="max-width:70px;border:5px solid rgb(29, 29, 29);float:left;"][div style="float:left;font-size:20px;"]◄[/div][div style="width:150px;margin-left:95px;border:3px solid rgb(29, 29, 29);padding:5px;font-size:10px;text-align:justify;border-radius:6px;background-color:rgb(212, 212, 212);"]Oh look, a spot to type a message in a message template. HOW ABSOLUTELY MIND-BOGGLING. [/div][/div] new text/skype/voice message for zeph/virus
◄ Oh look, a spot to type a message in a message template. HOW ABSOLUTELY MIND-BOGGLING.
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Post by JULIO VEGAS on Dec 31, 2013 20:11:51 GMT -6
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Post by JULIO VEGAS on Jan 2, 2014 6:45:53 GMT -6
new text message for zeph
◄ WORRY NOT, FOR THE HERO VEGAS PAYS LITTLE MIND. INSTEAD, HE IS ONLY GREATLY APPRECIATIVE OF THE BOLD ACTIONS!!!!!! FATE PRAISES SUCH FORESIGHT!! TRULY SO! ZEPHYR WILL BE REWARDED GREATLY IN THE NEXT LIFE, VEGAS CAN ASSURE HIM THAT! new text message for zeph
◄ YET FATE IS CALLING VEGAS - NOT THRU TECHNOLOGY, BUT THRU THE IMMORTAL SOUL!! DESTINY WISHES TO POSIT A QUESTION TO VEGAS' VALUED COMPANION. WILL THE MORTAL ZEPH ANSWER ITS SUMMONS??
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virus1011
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Post by ZEPHYR FEAR on Jan 2, 2014 12:32:38 GMT -6
i̸̒̍̓n̛̊c̈́͐͘ȯ͋͡mͦ̒̐ͯ͐͜i̓̅͆̋̚n̓͘g̈́̀̂͑͢ ͪ̑̽̔dͩͭͪ̚͜a͝tͨa
Are you alive? Do you see what's going on around you? I do. I see everything. These secrets that I find are tumors in the human race. Although harmless and invisible at first, given enough time unnoticed, they begin to mutate and destroy. I know I've shown you all difficult images in the past: covered up massacres, victims of torture, and other acts of human violence. However, what you are about to see simply doesn't compare. You have been warned. // virus1101
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Post by JULIO VEGAS on Jan 15, 2014 19:43:57 GMT -6
new text message for zeph
◄ UNDERSTANDABLY, YOUR GRIN AND CACKLE COMMENTS SERVE ONLY TO CONCERN LADY FATE AND THIS HERO OF JUSTICE. AND NAY, FATE'S REWARDS ARE FAR MORE BOUNTIFUL THEN MERE JETPACKS, FAR SURPASSING SUCH MORTAL LIMITS OF JOY. WHY WOULD ZEPH WANT JET PACKS THO SRSLY new text message for zeph
◄ CELEBRATIONS!! new text message for zeph
◄ COMMEMERATION!! new text message for zeph
◄ JOLLIFICATION!! new text message for zeph
◄ LADY FATE IS DELIGHTED TO KNOW HER WORDS WILL BE RECEIVED WITH SUCH MUTUAL FERVOUR!! SHE SPEAKS TO VEGAS, HE HEARS IN HIS HEART AND IN HIS SOUL: new text message for zeph
◄ MY GENTILE, TRUSTED AND BUFF SERVANT VEGAS (this is exactly what she says btw) A CATASTROPHE!!! A CALAMITY!!! HARK, A CRIPPLING BLOW HAS TAKEN TO AN INSTRUMENT OF TRANSMISSION!!! A DEVASTATING DESTINY!!! THIS DEVICE IS NEAR DESTROYED YET THERE IS ONLY ONE WHO MAY MEND ITS TUMULTUOUS INJURY: ZEPHYR!!! GO TO HIM!!! SEEK HIS COUNSEL AND ASK HIM A FAVOUR AND THE FAVOUR REMAINS THIS: new text message for zeph
◄ CAN ZEPHYR FIX VEGAS' LAPTOP!??!??!?!?!?!?! !??!?!/!?!?!! new text message for zeph
◄ !??!??!?!?!?!?! !??!?!/!?!!?!?!!?!!
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Post by ELI MADDOX on Jan 22, 2014 7:04:50 GMT -6
new text message for zeph
◄ I really hate to ask for favors but can you fix my computer? For the past 3 hours it's been playing the neverending story song on repeat and it won't stop. new text message for zeph
◄ I love the 80's and all but this is really exhausting. It's almost as bad as being on a plane ride with a guy playing robot unicorn attack and refusing to mute their phone.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 23, 2014 12:12:37 GMT -6
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◄ dear sir we're sorry to inform you that the items that you requested are not produced in this particular establishment. here have some cake instead.
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Post by JULIO VEGAS on Jan 24, 2014 13:32:26 GMT -6
new text message for zeph
◄ FORSOOTH, WHILST VEGAS HAS NEVER RIDDEN WITH A NOBLE STEED OF A JETPACK BEFORE HE ASSERTS THAT THERE ARE LIKELY BETTER JOYS TO BE EXPERIENCED IN THE IMMORTAL AFTERLIFE! YET THERE ARE GREATER JOYS IN THIS MORTAL EXISTENCE LIKE SAVING A CITIZEN'S LIFE!!!!!!! FIGHTING FOR JUSTICE!!!! and zeph may try to argue that such would be more WORTHY with JETPACKS but zeph would be WRONG!!!! new text message for zeph
◄ VEGAS' LAPTOP IS BUT A NOBLE SERVANT TO THE HERO OF JUSTICE - NARY DESERVING SUCH A VILE DESCRIPTOR THAT ZEPH POTENTIALLY PROPOSES - SO HE WOULD KINDLY ASK ZEPH THAT IT IS NOT LAUNCHED FOR VARIOUS REASONS. HE COULD NEVER BETRAY A DISCIPLE, INANIMATE OR NOT, HONOURABLE ZEPH!!!! WOULD ZEPH DARE TRY SUCH MANOEUVRES AGAINST AN INNOCENT LAPTOP…. ? NAY, VEGAS REMOVES THAT RIGHT new text message for zeph
◄ ZEPH DARES ASKS ITS MALADY? ITS ILLNESS? DOES HE TRULY WISH TO KNOW? ?? new text message for zeph
◄ FOR ONCE, VEGAS IS SILENT IN THIS REGARD. THE INTERNAL KEYBOARD AND TRACKPAD CEASED THEIR FINAL BREATHE WHEN THEY FELL FROM THE TOP OF A WARDROBE. VEGAS UNDERSTANDS LITTLE AS TO WHY THIS CURSED AFFLICTION IS UPON THEM BOTH. new text message for zeph
◄ THE CUPBOARD WAS ALREADY PLUMMETING TO ITS OWN MORTAL PERIL SO IT WAS HARDLY A FEARSOME DROP!!!!
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Post by ELI MADDOX on Feb 2, 2014 3:33:18 GMT -6
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◄ ...please don't do that. Just a cleanse my computer of this virus would be good enough. new text message for zeph
◄ Oh and don't get any ideas of infecting my computer with this virus. new text message for zeph
◄ I mean I won't hate you for it (and probably wouldn't even know you did it), but yeah not the greatest experience right now. new text message for zeph
◄ And lastly, have you bothered to hear through the lyrics of that song? Compared to some of the other 80's music, it's pretty whack.....like seriously.
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Post by JULIO VEGAS on Mar 2, 2014 14:46:32 GMT -6
new text message for zeph
◄ THEN ZEPHYR HAS RIDDEN ON A STEED OF JETPACK AFORE? VEGAS WAS UNDER THE IMPRESSION HE HAD NOT, HENCE THE WILD, THOUGHTLESS ENCROACHMENT OF MORALITY FOR HIS JETPACK LUST!!! new text message for zeph
◄ BUT… VEGAS SUPPOSES THE HONOURABLE ZEPHYR IS CORRECT THEN, VEGAS CONCEDES THAT TO SOME DEGREE AS HE DOTH COMMIT HIMSELF TO EXPERIMENTATION BUT THE OTHER STILL REMAINS IMMORAL!! FOR WHAT PURPOSE COULD ZEPHYR JUSTIFY THE USE OF THE JETPACKS WITH ALREADY HAVING USED ONE?
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◄ AND NAY!!!!! ZEPH MISUNDERSTANDS VEGAS GREATLY!!! T'WAS NO ACT OF ACCIDENT AND KNOCKING OVER SO TO SAY. T'WAS AN ACT OF DIVINE MALEVOLENCE!!!
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◄ ALL VEGAS HAD WANTED TO DO WAS WATCH COUGAR TOWN SEASONS 1-4 AND DO CHIN-UPS BUT NAY!!!!!!! NAY THE GODS OF DEMISE REPEATED!!!! HAILING HIS NOBLE ACTIONS AS SABOTAGE TO THEIR PLANS THEY STRUCK DOWN FROM ABOVE new text message for zeph
◄ THE WARDROBE SEEMED NOT TO KEEP UPRIGHT UNDER HIS CHIN-UPS OF JUSTICE!!! BEFORE HE HAD EVEN REACHED SIX IT GAVE WAY TO GRAVITY. ONE WOULD POSIT THE WARDROBES WOULD BE FASTENED TO THE WALL CORRECT? INCORRECT!!!! ): new text message for zeph
◄ CARPENTRY TOOLS WOULD BE UNNECESSARY. FORSOOTH, THE WARDROBE NEEDS TO BE LIFTED UP BUT, AND VEGAS MUST ASSURE HE SAYS THIS WITH LITTLE MALICIOUS INTENT, THAT SUCH SEEMS TASK THE HERO ZEPHYR IS NOT NATURALLY INCLINED TO. new text message for zeph
◄ PERHAPS THE HONOURABLE HERO ZEPH CAN HELP REFOLD CLOTHES??
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◄ ALBEIT IF ZEPH INTENDS TO OFFER ASSISTANCE HE MAY WISH TO DO SO SWITH AFORE VEGAS' ROOMMATE COMES BACK AS T'WAS ARIES' WARDROBE THAT FELL TO THE WHIMS OF EVIL…..
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Post by ZEPHYR FEAR on Mar 2, 2014 18:15:24 GMT -6
i̸̒̍̓n̛̊c̈́͐͘ȯ͋͡mͦ̒̐ͯ͐͜i̓̅͆̋̚n̓͘g̈́̀̂͑͢ ͪ̑̽̔dͩͭͪ̚͜a͝tͨa
Feast your eyes on some 100% genuine video footage of the catastrophe from 5th Avenue in NYC today. It turns out the ex-villainess known as "Serpenta" wasn't as much of a fake as the media assumed. Surprise surprise. She invaded the parade with an army of giant flying monkeys. No, seriously. You can see for yourself in the embedded videos. Although she was put into custody, a lot of people were either injured or kidnapped by monkeys in the process. Was this a singular event or part of a larger plan? Where do you even hide an army of flying monkeys in NYC? Where are the people who got kidnapped? I'm in the process of analyzing some more concrete data, so don't worry. You'll get those juicy details that will probably have no influence in altering the course of your life soon enough. // virus1101
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Post by Deleted on Mar 3, 2014 10:36:34 GMT -6
new text for zeph/virus
◄ the arm and the leg are something quite separate and err...unfortunate really... new text for zeph/virus
◄ let's just say the toll for these portals costs an arm and a leg ^^;; new text for zeph/virus
◄ wait a sec. im sorry, but who is this again??
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Post by ELI MADDOX on Apr 7, 2014 23:56:22 GMT -6
new text message for zeph
◄ Um...good to know?
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◄ At least I'll know who to blame the next time this thing acts up.
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◄ And I think everyone was smoking something in the 80's.
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◄ Huh? Like right now? Oh man hold on I gotta
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Post by ZEPHYR FEAR on May 18, 2014 10:59:16 GMT -6
i̸̒̍̓n̛̊c̈́͐͘ȯ͋͡mͦ̒̐ͯ͐͜i̓̅͆̋̚n̓͘g̈́̀̂͑͢ ͪ̑̽̔dͩͭͪ̚͜a͝tͨa
People have been contacting me with a ton of questions lately. What kind of person do you asses even think I am? I'm honestly concerned. Q: who are u irl? A: I am Batman. Q: hey, post some pics of yourself!!!1!1!! A: Gladly.Q: ur mum's a whore lol A: Oh really.Q: Dear Sir or Madame, you are clearly technologically gifted, yet you aren't doing anything productive with this skill beyond making a laughably insignificant blog. Why don't you cause some real change in the world? A: Do you think tall people should play basketball just because their body is predisposed to excel at it? Fuck that. Let individuals decide what they want to do with their life. Q: Trouble's brewing in the city. What's to come? A: Probably Cthulhu. Q: ARe you actually a chicK? A: No. Q: are you a guy? A: No. Q: ARE YOU AN EVIL LLAMA MASTERMIND?? A: Oh my god, how did you know? Q: do most superheroes have real powers, or are they all fakes? A: Let's be real, here. If society honestly wanted heroes to effectively fight crime and make a difference, they wouldn't toss all of them in the limelight. Where heroes really make money is from entertaining all of you mindless, media-suckled sheep. Step away from the keyboard and ask yourself if you honestly care about who has powers and who doesn't. Q: Fave video game character? A: Potato GLaDOS is my spirit animal. Q: If I ask you a question, will you answer it seriously? A: Probably not. Most of the questions I get are shit. // virus1101
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Post by Deleted on May 18, 2014 13:14:18 GMT -6
new text for zeph/virus
◄ a secret admirer? *swoons* be still my beating heart (-.-) new text for zeph/virus
◄ wait a minute...eli knows? well maybe i wont ask him for now... new text for zeph/virus
◄ actually i will- im not sure where the line between secret admirer and creepy stalker is these days...
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